8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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