Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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