i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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