how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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