so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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