let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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