I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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