What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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