bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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