I hate all girls vehemently.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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