Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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