The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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