Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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