I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I feel like abortions should bother me more
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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