Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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