all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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