I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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