She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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