Have you finally orgasmed yet?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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