chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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