Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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