fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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