With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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