god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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