Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Rumble strips road head = magical
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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