did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Drake has all the answers
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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