So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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