Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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