How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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