is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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