you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
is wine microwaveable?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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