So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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