all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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