she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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