I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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