I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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