erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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