Do you still have your period?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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