Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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