I wanna passion pit in your ass
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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