Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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