At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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