i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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