Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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