It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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