I'm lost and stupid without you.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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