omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so let's talk penis.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize