butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I would ride that face into the sunset
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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