As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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