Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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